peh...meh....whatevs

Oh, yes! My title has drawn you in I see. Maybe you are feeling the same way? I got sad because I tried on pants and I was rockin a belly vagina...in case you were wondering that's way worse than a muffin top. Anyway, these used to be some of my favorite pants, they used to be baggy...I'm getting too big for my own britches!!!!
haha That's what grandma would say when I was being a smart ass. 

    I've always been a smart ass, sarcastic little punk, and here I thought I was nice all this time.
 I'm thinking about food, which always happens after I call myself fat. I think I should put on some music and dance around. I'm going to end up eating, I  might as well earn it!

I haven't gotten the hang of this blogging thing yet...but I will...you just wait!