Never come back!

      Some days, will stick with you forever.

I was fifteen years old, hanging with my friend Tasha, and my two younger sisters. We were all playing barbies (yes I know wtf I was 15!) and my mom was at work. All of a sudden we hear the front door knob rattling . I start to think my mom is home from work but it seems like she is having a hard time so I go to help her. I look out the peep hole just to be sure, and there are two guys trying to break into my house! I look again to make sure I'm not crazy, because this kind of thing does not happen to everyone, and sure enough they are trying to break in! I don't know what they would want to steal but all I know is I am scared! I am a fifteen year old playing barbies for fucks sake! So adrenaline kicks in and we all decide we are fucking power rangers and we gear up! I grab a broom, my friend grabs a baseball bat, my sisters grab their own household weapons and we head to the door. We have no phone to call the police and our only method is to fight if they get through.
        I don't believe these guys thought anyone was home because their faces were priceless. I was going through some kind of emo goth stage in my life and was heavy on the eyeliner, I'm lined up in front of the line and my friend behind me, and my sisters behind her, each of us on a different side so we look like we are rehearsed and ready for action. When the guys get the door open I yell in my most demonic voice, "Get out of my house!" as I shove the broom stick up the guys ass! His friend dips! He runs but I chase him, and I'm not the running type, but on this day I run! I chase him half a block but he's too fast and then I yell, "Never come back" all psycho. 
​       That was such a scary moment, but man I laugh every time I remember it.