Brainstorming

The storms a brewing
in my brain
and times a ticking
I'm glad I don't have 
balls, it seems
they're always itching
cus I'm a woman 
with an attitude
and I fart quite a bit
I make up the greatest songs
when I am
taking a shit
I'm being silly now
because it seems
kinda fun
and the wine
is kinda fine
and now my poem is done.